Yes, Stripper Robots.

You read the title correctly, stripper robots. So they aren’t exactly stripping away clothing or exoskeletal pieces, but the poles and pelvic thrusts suggest enough, and the megaphone DJ is obviously spinning some sexy beats.

These metal sexpots showed up at CeBit 2012 and it’s a surprise I hadn’t seen this video sooner. How do gyrating robots fly so far under the radar? How? First they steal our jobs on the industrial lines, now they look to take over our coveted entertainment industry. I won’t be welcoming our new robot overlords anytime soon, I still like my strippers with flesh.