With every passing hour, another nation crumbles to the technological might of this unholy menace, and their monstrous leader COUNT DRACULON

…and that is how this epic movie called MANBORG starts.

This movie has it all, stop-motion animation, green screen graphics, gory violence, killer robots, giant insects, nazi vampires, hover boards, kung-fu, neon cities, casette tapes, holograms, chick fights and of course MANBORG (half man, half cyborg).  But the one thing this movie doesn’t have is a fucking point.  Sometimes that’s a good thing though, especially when it comes to cheesy movies that are made to look like they were made in the nineties.  This is definitely a movie you get together and watch drunk with your buddies, because it is hilariously rad!

The movie looks like it was made to be a cutscene for a Sega CD game that ran long so they said screw it, we’ll just make it into a movie. It steals a lot of plot points from movies of that era too, Terminator, Blade Runner, Robocop and The Running Man for example.  The thing that really makes this movie awesome is you can tell they didn’t take themselves seriously and if you look closely at Manborg’s costume you can see a cordless telephone base strapped to his back.

I would recommend renting this movie today before the nazi vampires led by Count Draculon destroy the world!

 

FARM ON!