If you don’t agree, that’s totally fine. You are completely entitled to being wrong forever about everything. EVER. The Expendables 2 is by far the biggest thrill ride, summer blockbuster, action comedy in existence. I would even go so far as to say that there isn’t a real action hero on film that isn’t in this movie. Further more, if you don’t enjoy this movie, it’s not even the movie’s fault….it’s just you at this point.
This movie has everything an action fan could want: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren and a host of other action stars, incredible delivery of the best one liners and some of the most cliche plot points in existence, but in a good way! From cameo to cameo you will not be disappointed with anything in this movie, and as an added benefit you don’t even need to see the first one to get into the second one. Toss in a Chuck Norris joke, giant explosions, and Jean-Claude Van Damme as “Vilain” and you have one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever. I literally had tears streaming down my face from laughter and joy during the film. I wish I could tell you more, but anything else and I would give away the awesomeness that is The Expendables 2.
Suffice to say, I doubt there will be a movie better than this… ever, and I am in no way saddened that I will never see a better movie in my entire life. If you want to see over the top action, a completely predictable plot (in a good way I promise), and one of the most enjoyable “R” rated 80′s movies since the 80′s, you must see The Expendables 2. Warning: You may be bombarded with so much testosterone that you grow a beard, then grow a second beard, or develop male genitalia… or an extra set if you’re a guy.
You have been warned!
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