A Rural Noir, Revival.

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Revival #1 “A Rural Noir” We stood up on two legs And raised our heads above golden grass He was there. We sharpened stone and steel Used tools to harvest grass, beast and brother He was there. We clustered together In brick and mud, swarming with rats and plague He Was there. We built nations [...]


FATALE is Cosmic Horror Genius.

Fatale is Cosmic Horror Genius

FATALE Number One “Death Chase Me” Every so often a book will come along that I get to review that makes my jaw drop and say “whoa” in my best Keanu impression possible.  Then there are some that I finish and immediately run back to the comic shop to buy the actual copy and previous [...]


“Parents” Was Almost Too Weird, Even For Me…

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Last night we had a last minute Movie Night so I decided to snag “Parents” off of the Netflix instant que.  The synopsis of a young kid living in the 1950′s who thinks his parents are cannibals sounded really strange and intriguing.  So naturally we were all for it…after 14 hours and a good nights [...]


Goin’ Campin? Tucker & Dale vs Evil

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It is my pleasure to introduce to you, the latest camp/cult classic, Tucker & Dale vs Evil.  These two well mannered rednecks just want to fish and hunt at their newly purchased vacation house.  The only problem is there’s evil in dem woods…and college kids keep dying around them.  Blood, gore and laughter abounds.  I [...]


Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Multiplayer Trailer

Curious about what Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City is all about?  See what it’s like doing Umbrella’s job in this pretty impressive trailer detailing each multiplayer mode. Team Attack: Seems to be the general Deathmatch rules, whoever kills the most wins. Biohazard: Escort samples of the G-Virus to the base.  I don’t know exactly what [...]


Don’t Miss “Attack the Block”

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Horror and Sci-Fi fans rejoice, Attack the Block is here and apparently I’m just now finding out about it.  Attack the Block was released here in the states on October 25th of last year and if you missed it then, I suggest you watch it now.  Attack the Block is about a gang of teenagers [...]


Fright Night ReVamped

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Fright Night (2011) is the Blu-ray/DVD you should have bought this week. I was really excited to see this movie when it released last summer but, I was never able to make it actually into a movie theater.  So I patiently waited for my chance to catch it on my not-so-big-but-big-enough 50″ TV in the comforts of [...]


“Chillerama” the New Creepshow?

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If you grew up in the 80′s, you no doubt have watched Creepshow. It is easily one of the best campy, so-bad-its-awesome flicks of our time. Well that title might be up for grabs. Chillerama has everything you might want in a cheesy horror movie. Giant man eating mutant sperm, gay ass biting werewolves, loads [...]


Kevin Smith directs the Hell out of Red State

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Promise me this, if you see one movie this month, hell, if you see one movie this year, you MUST see Red State.  Kevin Smith writes and directs a spectacular film that I know is flying well below the radar.  I’m a huge fan of Kevin Smith and had heard Red State is nothing like anything he’s done previously.  [...]


Fright Night in Vegas

Am I the only one who’s excited about this remake?  I mean, remakes traditionally have rarely been good, so the odds are against Fright Night.  But for some reason I really have high hopes for this remake.  The cast fits the original characters so well.  Colin Farrell is looking and acting creapy as ever, and I’m [...]